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Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one some day.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little bit stitious.
I am not one to be truffled with.
I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me.
Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one some day.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little bit stitious.
I am not one to be truffled with.
I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me.
T-minus 7 days and counting until the season premier!
7 comments:
He is just so dang funny isn't he? Great quotes, thanks for the morning laugh....great way to start the day!
I would like to follow up with a notable and equally hilarious Dwight Schrute quote:
"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
AND
" When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Too.funny :)
That show is really funny but I dont watch it regularly....I believe it is on at the same time as another show I watch.
I love that show...
Here's some more quotes. See, I do read your blog!
"He leaves work, he's on his way home. WHAM, his cappa is detated from his head."
"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."
A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?
Hey Amy,
So I came over here to say thank you for all your sweet comments the past few days and who do I see but Michael Scott at the top of your page!
It was like a heavenly choir went off saying, "Ya'll were meant to be friends."
I think the last quote is my favorite. :) But there are so many good ones to choose from!
Can't wait.
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